Corrupt A Wish

You didn't wish for anything. So whatever it is, it's granted but ants will carry it away from you and never give it back.

I wish for less homework from college.

 

Granted, but you have to study twice as long.

I wish for the love of my life.

 

Granted, but you only get to hang out with the love of your life 3 days a week.

I wish to be able to eat stuff without getting overweight (nor underweight).

 

Granted but you start out being massively overweight.

I wish to have eyesight like elves.

 

Granted, but you then become an elf and Santa find you and you are forced to make toys at the North Pole for minimum wage.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

Granted but the bread is whole wheat and there are pickles and dog meat in the sandwich.

I wish to have the power of super speed.

 

Granted, but you trip a lot.

I wish for a good year for pop music (so lyrics that actually make sense and no mumble raps).

 

Granted, but you may only listen to the music from the previous year.

I wish for a house made of cheese.

 

Granted, however the house made of cheese was created in an underground sewer,rodents did't even leave the carpet for ya ^^

I wish for infinite wishes that are always fulfilled and always work out in my favor.

 

Granted, but you can have only wishs that dosent affect reallity

i wish i have luck

 

Granted, you are lucky to get bad things.

I wish for a cheesy burrito.

 

Granted but it's miniature size ))

I wish for the ability to go back and forth in time without getting lost or any side effects.

 

Granted but you only return to 2019

i wish i could die ( corrupt that XD)

 

You shall keep temporarily resurrecting only to die a much more brutal death ))

I wish for my wishes to never get corrupted

 

you will only get them but temporary like in 1 min and then the wish vanishes

i wish Raffiel dosent affect the next wish

 

That next wish was not corrupted or affected for a few mins

I wish for world peace ))

 

Granted but world peace only last for a 1 second ( so sowwy....)

i wish i get slim

 

You shall get as slim as you desire and then wake up like it never happened xD

I wish for no world war 3 during my lifetime.

 

You die tomorrow.

I wish that I have a cute cat that never dies or leaves me.

 

It only lasts in your dream thou.

I wish for an incorruptible wish of all my hopes and dreams being fulfilled!