Corrupt A Wish

granted but you get more stress

i wish my birthday was earlier.

 

granted, but its right next to christmas so you get crap for presents on your bday

i wish for there to be no more forum games like NFL Elimination.

 

granted a more games that are far than your opinion has been made

I wish i has a flying saucer.

 

granted but it is literally a flying saucer, its only use is for levitating tea cups.

i wish peoples car alarms wouldn't go off at night

 

granted, but then fire alarms start going off instead

i wish we had an alternate power source to fuel today's economy with little to no pollution

 

granted but it comes with a high cost

I wish I can write faster

 

granted but there is a slow writing test

i wish i has a big gold trophy

 

granted but it is givin to the losers

i wish i had a cool siggie

 

granted but you were reported of copying another member's sig

I wish posts give more points

 

granted but it was just a bug and Ogreman rectified it

I wish there are more forum games

 

granted but more people started spamming

I wish there wasn't any 30 seconds delay between posts

 

Granted it's now a 5 min delay.
I wish I could fly.

 

You will get shoot by anti-aircraft

I wish I could run fast in the world

 

granted - you race against usain bolt and beat him, then as you celebrate u fall over and smash ur knees and have it amputated


I wish google didn't exist

 

wish granted but someone made the name changes to moogle

i wish i had 4 computers

 

wish granted but 3 of them overheats and you have 1 left!

i wish my activity bar was 100%

 

granted but it was reset to 0 every second

i wish i got a shamwow

 

granted, U wish!!!!


I wish I were living in the space w/o oxygen

 

wish granted but you die...

i wish for more forum points

 

granted, it gets bug soon


I wish I could control everythings