Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

Sometimes your immune system is getting bored, tired protecting you

Why it is so hard to wake up and get up on bed?

 

because we are so lazy

why do we wash clothes ?

 

So they can get dirty again

Why does our feet smell and nose runs?

 

Because humans are a failure.
VEGETArians like DB?

 

Idk. But i know Vegeta sama hate vegetarian

Does fish fart?

 

i think they do.lol

why do we say grey hair when the hair is white ?

 

Cause of Racism

Who let the dogs out?

 

the chains broke
why do we drink water and not eat water ?

 

you dont chew water

why is hotdog called hotdog?

 

Cause its red and who doesnt like dogs?

Whats the meaning of life?

 

Life is collecting people and gather at your funeral.

Why is 1+1=2?

 

because 1+1 cannot be zero

why does an hour have 60 minutes ?

 

because minute has 60 sec

why does time exist?

 

to make us age, 525600 minutes in between each birthdays

whats the worst place to get punched?

 

on the nose.

why are cherries red ?

 

Pigmentation

Why does ogre regular colores green?

 

bcoz they are fresh

why is royal ogre purple ?

 

Cause its a symbol of royalty, just like how royal talon is of same color

Why do birds suddenly appear?

 

Because they are destined to exist

Why do toilets flush?

 

bcoz unflushed toilet will be eeeuuuwwww

why does pimple appear on face ?