Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

Life's way to even out the uglyretty ratio

Why are they called building when they are already built?

 

Cause the owner will have to renovate

Why does it take a while to cook something and a couple minutes to eat?

 

coz raw food cannot be eaten fast

why is the space bar key long ?

 

so you can easily press it

what if spiders can fly?

 

they will fly

why does Z come after Y ?

 

Cause it wont rhyme with the song.

Why is autocorrect wrong?

 

Because it's not right.

Why the blind can't see?

 

They ate too much sugar

Why is a chorus catchy?

 

Because it isn't opera.

Why are irrational numbers irrational?

 

because they are not rational

why does a baby cry ?

 

Cause it cant talk

Can i ask a question?

 

u already asked

why are babies so cute ?

 

So we dont punch them in the face for being annoying

Why do clocks go to 12 instead of just 10?

 

Because twelve ate ten.

Why is September the ninth month, when the prefix sept- means seven?

 

because july took the seventh place


why does people die ?

 

So the world dont get crowded


Why is Red for Stop and Green for Go?

 

To confuse colorblind drivers.

Why do wars keep on happening?

 

Because of online games

Why do we have to practice to make perfect?

 

Noone is perfect, why practice?

Whats your purpose?

 

To spread the laughs

Why do leaves fall in autumn?