Corrupt A Wish

granted, but u'll get ban.

I wish I can hack game without detect.

 

granted but you can only use the insta-kill-self hack

i wish i had cake

 

granted but it bad cake

i wish for infinite life

 

granted but you lived till the day the whole world got destroyed but you still keep living...through the emtiness and silence of the space...drifting to the far edges of the galaxy, not knowing where you'll end up...etc etc

I wish I could have a new perfect car for my birthday

 

granted but it was a new perfect toy car

I wish things weren't so expensive nowadays

 

granted but money cost nothing

i wish i can annoy people easily

 

granted


I wish i could shut people up any time

 

granted but nobody want to talk to you because it would be a little annoying to be shut whenever and wherever

I wish teleportation is a reality

 

granted but the your country is in danger

i wish i has portal to everywhere

 

granted but everytime you walk througha portal somebody dies

i wish i had a billion dollars to donate to charity

 

granted but the cops held that, despite the reason, it was wrong to rob the bank

I wish I had joined GO earlier

 

granted but you're also 15 years older than you are now

i wish everybody in the world was peaceful

 

granted but everyone was dead

I wish we could reach 100,000 posts very fast

 

granted but you were reported for spamming

I wish the arcade winners didn't set such impossible scores

 

granted but the arcade cant hold scores anymore

i wish i have a new computer

 

granted but it didn't come with a CPU

I wish life is fun

 

granted but life is short

i wish we met a friendly alien

 

granted but expresses his friendship through violence.

wish i had money

 

granted but only 5 bucks

i wish i got a snowcone

 

Granted, but it melts.

I wish I had far less homework. XD