Corrupt A Wish

granted but one day, people became too rich and massive inflation occurs

I wish flu was not so irritating

 

granted but you always have one


I wish i could be Sam Fisher

 

granted but no ones play you anymore cuz of cod black ops.

i wish i was Tom Clancy

 

granted but you die from old age


I wish i was that awesome dude on the front of the MoH case

 

Granted, your life will become bad


I wish I could rush with knife.

 

Wish granted but its a butter knife


i wish i wasn't sleepy

 

granted but you get insomnia

I wish exams weren't so near....

 

granted but there is more exams than you can imagine

i wish my teacher was nice

 

granted but she is fired.

I wish i had a soccer team

 

Granted- but it alter turns out that the members were former psych ward patients and received countless red cards for assault.

I wish i was a Billionaire

 

granted but we go into recession and its worth nothin

i wish i was bill gates

 

Granted- but the real Bill Gates finds you and kicks you butt.

I wish subscription games were free but still maintained the same quality/support/updates

 

granted, how they could make money then?


I wish all games have free item mall

 

lol that would be pointless and every one would run around with everything

I wish i was olympic material

 

Julein you didn't corrupt it...

( material as in the clothing they wear) Wish granted But whenever they put you on they do the worst they have ever done

i wish for a pony ^_^

 

Olympic material means i am good enough to be in the Olympics.

ranted but its less than an inch tall

 

nothingness granted but you got this post.

i wish for a trip to vegas.

 

granted but an accident occured


I wish i striked lottery

 

granted but it you only gain 10 dollars.

i wish i can slow time down or speed it up

 

granted but you sped up time too fast that the world ended before you can slow it down

I wish I can think of more wishes