Corrupt A Wish

granted, but aliens abduct him when you meet him.
I wish for a computer that was G.O.O.D.

 

granted, but what's that G.O.O.D stand for?

I wish for a new dress

 

granted, but you stole it.
I wish to be able to think of a wish.

 

granted, but i don't know....

I wish for a 60GB of RAM

 

granted but the RAM isn't compatible with your computer.
I wish to have 5000 points already lol

 

granted. but somebody hacked your account and used your points.

i wish i could stay awake forever.

 

granted, but all the coffee you drink to stay up forever makes you move so fast you stop time.
I wish I could type extremely fast.

 

granted, but your fingers moved so fast that it got used to it that you cannot see your fingers separately anymore.

I wish I could be invisible

 

Granted, but people bump into you and then realizing they bumped into something thats not there they scream and run away.
I wish to be able to type shorter messages.

 

Granted, but then you realize you have so much to say and begin to talk to yourself... out loud (within earshot of 50 m radius). ;D

I wish I would remember to write down my wish so that i don't have to go back and edit it.

 

Granted, but your wish is considered spam
I wish my wrist would stop itching.

 

granted, but now the rest of the body starts itching the moment you read this post.

I wish i had more posts than seandkiller.

 

granted, but a minute later i get more posts than you.
I wish I could FLY!!(haha)

 

Granted, but you are mistaken for the enemy and collide with a few rocket missiles with homing devices.

I wish I had the power to change my gender whenever I wanted to. (Like Ranma Saotome!)

 

granted, but your skin color changes to red and everyone hates u

I wish i knew history better.....

 

granted, but u suck at it anyway.
I wish I could have done better in something.

 

granted, but that something turns out to be nothing.

I wish I could win the forum gamer 7.

 

granted but then some hacker deletes ur medal and gives it to ogreman

I wish our government didnt suck

 

granted, but u should blame our population.

I wish I could live longer.

 

granted but you get shot

i wish i could die faster....