Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted but a ninja steals them as soon as they appear.

I wish I could time travel.

 

Granted but the time traveling machine is broken.

I wish I could swim underwater.

 

Wish granted, but you're now a lemming.

I wish I owned a hovercraft.

 

Granted, you own a hovercraft but then the key gets stolen, you lose the password and you can no longer register yourself as a biometric login user (i.e. eyescanner or fingerprint scanner)

I wish for a free car with no interest

 

Wish granted, but it's a broken R/C car.

I wish for a sombrero.

 

granted but its soaked in gasoline and catches on fire some reason

i wish for my robot unicorn champion attack thing back plox?

 

Wish granted but I'm going to take it back someday.

I wish for a pack of cards.

 

granted but i burned em

i wish for a Red Partyhat on the MMORPG Runescape =p

 

Granted but your account gets hacked right afterward.

I wish for a notebook.

 

granted but the wind blows it away and goes into a wood chipper for some odd reason

i wish for Full Admin Access on Gameogre

 

Wish granted but the site is taken offline.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

grated but i steal it cuz mine fails atm

i wish 4 a dog

 

wish granted but its a toy
wish for keyboard

 

granted but every key falls off into your trashcan that some reason has pudding

i wish for a soda

 

Granted but I drank it.

I wish for a space shuttle.

 

granted but it explodes

i wish for a typewriter

 

Granted but the keys are broken.

I wish for paper.

 

granted but i spilt stuff all over it

i wish for a DSi

 

Granted but there's no screens.

I wish for an Xbox 360.

 

granted but no controllers or recharges or cords =p

i wish for a table