Favorite Quotes

"Oh, hi Mark."
-Dude in the Room

 

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept." - Bill Watterson

 

"Meme review."

-PewDiePie

 

"Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food" - Hazlitt

 

"Hello door."
-Emmitt

 

"I did not hit her, I did nottt."

- Tommy Wiseau

 

"Oh hi doggy!" - Tommy Wiseau

 

"Labor is the source of all wealth and all culture." - Lassalle

 

"The finest eating establishment ever established for eating."
-SpongeBob

 

"EVIIIIILLLLLL!"

- Mermaid Man

 

"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face."
- Rick Riordan

 

"Painting is by nature a luminous language." - Delaunay

 

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

-Qui Gon Jin

 

"Fear doesn't shut you down; it wakes you up" - Veronica Roth

 

"Every Villain Is Lemons."
-Narrator

 

"One small step for man."
-Neil Armstrong

 

"Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul." - Ullman

 

"What's a joke?"

- Grug

 

"Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect." - Margaret Mitchell

 

"I'm Blue dee ba dee ba die."
-Eiffel 65