The Endless Story of Nonsense.

sat down against a wall and slept. When he woke up he looked up to see

 

a dog peeing on him, in the face, and he his pants had been robbed off of him. He stood up and started peeing on the dog as payback then he

 

ran down the street to where someone's lawn sprinklers were going. He did his best to clean himself off next to one of the sprinklers and set off to find a pair of pants. While walking down the sidewalk, praying that no one would notice his brightly patterned boxers, he noticed that

 

there were some clown pants hanging on a car. though it was very embarrasing he put them on and started running. about 5 minutes later he sees a car coming behind him at top speed with a clown saying "GIVE ME BACK MY ******************************* PANTS YOU MOTHER *********************************** BBEFORE I CAP YOUR MOTHER ************** *********************." The guy booked it around the corner to the

 

bookstore where he immediately bought the biggest, heaviest book he could grab. He ran back outside and smashed the clown over the head with it and then took off to the

 

candy store because he really wanted a jawbreaker. He bought the jawbreaker and started walking when a

 

similar car to the one he took the pants off of drove up alongside him. He realized that it wasn't just a similar car, but the same car. He spat out the jawbreaker and chucked it at the

 

windshield. Nobody appeared to be in there, so he hijacked the vehicle. He then

 

pulled a u-turn and drove back up the street, where he saw the clown he had whacked. The clown latched onto the back bumper and started to crawl up the back of the car. The guy swerved and hit a

 

fire hydrant, crushing the dog that peed on him earlier. The guy woke up from a coma to realize he had his left testicle cut off and one of his kidneys were gone.

 

He looked around and yelled at the nearby

 

ice cream salesman. he put on some new pants and

 

threw away the old ones. Then suddenly

 

started dancing to the sound of music, while trying to

 

make sure his pants does not fall down. Taking the risk, he started to breakdance on the floor and

 

he accidentally rolled in dog crap, before he knew he had golden poo on his shirt. He tried to wipe the poo off but instead the poo

Image-some maplestory advertisement gave me the idea...don't ask but it looks like poo >.>

 

stuck to his hand and then he tried to wipe his mouth

 

with his hand and was completely disgusted, but it didnt smear for it was solid gold poo. He then went to a pawn shop to sell the poop when

 

suddenly, a genie popped out of the poop saying, "I am the genie of the Golden Poop. I may grant you 3 wishes. What will it be?" The man thinks for a while...gave a humungous smile and said with a sinister voice, "I wish

 

i had 5 dollars" the guy said huh and then he ran away. He teleported to