What's your funniest misheard lyrics of a song?

I think there are plenty of mondegreens you can spot in music, but the best ones are of songs where the lyrics don't make any sense in the first place and people try to create lyrics out of them... like when you play a song backwards and try to make sense of the words. For instance, I think the backwards version of Stairway to Heaven is intriguing, because people try to interpret the misheard lyrics as something satanic. But in terms of funniest, I'd probably say the Teletubbies theme song played backwards where all you can hear is "sea monkeys".

 

Listening to the Girls' Generation Gee MV, the 1:33 timestamp part sounded like, "I'll charge you newbie, oh yay! A troubled yankie, oh yay yay yay!" It's not too funny for my taste, but this was the only song that came to mind.

Buuuut... if getting off-topic with the "a song" part, then I'd say this anime opening compilation; it has visuals and English subtitles compiled.