Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

It dissapeared on caturday when december had blue tree on cake.

What did i just write ?

 

I have absolutely yes idea.

Why is pork meat so hot?

 

Because if you called the police that automaticly means you didn't call your grandmom who was cooking it in the fridge when one guy told her that it is Sunday.

If you eat a pencil does that count as eating fruits?

 

Yes if u feel in that moment something magical

Are u a vampire if u drink water?

 

If you drink water that makes you wampire so that would make sun ssunsire so sunsire would make a san siro which exists so if you drink water that means you are half wampire because blood isn't water but it is vvater so you are vvampire. Thanks

Why do i have many stupid theories and ideas?

 

Becouse you have Google in your head .

Who put Google in your head ?

 

Well i am not sure was it a reall google or just gogle because google has one more ''o'' than gogle which could be somewhere in my head but if you know that 2+2=4 than you know that you don't know who put gogle in my head.

Am i gonna get a cookie for my theories?

 

Why does CedvitaGO2 spend so much time to answer a stupid question?

 

Becouse question doesnt exsist

Why there is now question if we all answer on them ?

 

Well if you looked at this thread with your nokia 3310 or if you were Chuck Noris you could answer that question but i am doing this via tree so answering on that question is hard. If you watched your desktop while writing that you could know that there are 100% that sun will RISE in the morining so anwer is really simple if you did that, and this is answer ,, we JUST DO IT''

What's power level of tomato?

 

It's definitely lower than Cedvita's HYPE for answering stupid questions. lmao

Why is my baby giraffe cuddling with penguin all the time?

 

Well, baby giraffe is helping penguin and she wants to make it feel better becuase penguins can't fly, so she is just cuddling him and she is trying to make his neck longer so he don't even need to fly and than his beak can make great signature on the moon.

If you eat chocolate does that automaticly means that chocolate is in your tummy?

 

No, eating chocolate makes you write ridiculously large stupid answers to stupid question which will make you fly to the no man's sky where a glass of water is waiting for you hair to drink it and then spill it all over the Atlantic Ocean where one stinky dolphin named Phill lives.

Why are dolphins so huge?

 

Becouse they cant get into the glass of water

What size is glass of water ?

 

So it deppends, you have glasses 250ml, 200ml, 500 ml, in that for 500 ml you can put beer, so that means glass of water of 500ml doesn't exist becuase it is not of water it is beer, in 200 ml you can put milk so that means it is not for water, in 250ml you can put your fingers so it also doesn't exist and is saying us that, size of water glass is something undecovered.

What do you think, did scientists prove my theory?

 

Duh, ants cant talk, so we would never know

Why animals dont have wheels

 

Excuse me, but what about the mad cow disease? Cows think they are trucks and it matters what you think about you, not what everyone else says. They think they are truck, they are. Trucks have wheels. I am sorry but animals can have wheels.

Why the Earth isn't called the Dirt ?

 

Because Atmosphere would then be called the Flirt(???).

Why do my Tweets get transported to another dimension by evil scientist Mrazomor?

 

Because Balthazaar is on a holiday

If a duck can eat 1 potato per hour how many carrots can 10 bears eat considering they had a bowl of cereal for breakfast 10 hours ago?

 

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How long can u eat when u jumping across map like dust 2