Ask a Stupid Question, Get a stupid answer

cuz cats cant do that

why do you keep making alot of hard questions???

 

Just a matter of perception.

What is perfection?

 

perfection is the step-sister of madness

Why we breathe??

 

To survive

Why did Gol D Roger surrender to the marines?

 

because he wanted to be nearly as famous as the notorious Con.D Oriano

Why all mmorpgs are kinda boring and dull these days???

 

Most of them have stopped being innovative and barely change class and skill names.

Why do we have time zones?

 

Because of the sun.

Why do hoverboards exist?

 

So that we can have some fun!

Why do we exist on this planet?

 

so that we don't ruin any other ones

Why is boruto's dad hokage

 

Because he proved himself to be worthy enough.

Why are corrupt politicians elected?

 

Because the people voted for them!

Why is green more like blue and less like red?

 

Because it is a secondary color resulting from the combination of blue and yellow.

Why do we do stupid things deliberately?

 

Because we’re stupid!

Why are we we?

 

Due to our transgressions against divine law.

Why do the killers ask? - Are we human or are we dancer?

 

Because you and me and all of here are stupids!

Why my dad buyying grosseries?

 

I dont know to your dad. Maybe thats for his mistress

Did u go to the bathroom this morning and sleep for an hour?

 

Nope, that wasn't me.

Why did Wilma marry a shorter man Fred in the Flintstones?

 

so she can brag about being the tall one between the two!!!

why your parents named you raffiel?

 

my parents didnt name me raffiel

why is ur profile pic a skeleton?

 

Because I used x-ray

Is it possible to make toast in a microwave?