Corrupt A Wish

nah that would be boring


i wish Vocal would call me Bob the Builder

 

awww, no, he won't

I wish I' were good at visual C+

 

Wish granted but you can't program anything with it.

I wish for no more stupid politicians.

 

granted but no more lulz on the interwebs.

i wish joker likes batman.

 

granted, it's very impossible

I wish Joker could win Batman

 

granted, but in the end, it was all a joke

I wish Joker was not called joker

 

Granted, but he is called RandomZ2 instead.

I wish for a cool new TV show that is better than Lost.

 

Granted, no idea what will happen

I wish I were met someone in the next future

 

granted, but they kill you

I wish for hobo clothing.

 

granted, but it's all sold out.


I wish for a new lazer, keyboard.

 

Granted, but because you spelled laser wrong the transaction was invalid and you do not receive one.

I wish for 60,000 dollars no questions asked.

 

granted but the mafia stole your money and took off with it, no questions asked

I wish the virus above won't download

 

Granted, but Ichi keeps the false message anyway.

I wish for new socks.

 

grated, but code invalid


I wish for a new medal.

 

granted, but in doing so you get all 3 medals taken away

I wish for gameogre member of the month :3

 

granted, but the poll might get error.
I wish for 300GB internet connection.

 

granted, but it gets cut off

i wish for a super uber laptop that would never lag at all

 

granted, but it's so expensive

I wish for a lot of money.

 

granted but i peed on it

i wish for an awesome BMX bike

 

granted, but they all sold out

I wish for a smart man ^^