The Endless Story of Nonsense.

shot every living thing around him, and committed suicide. but he thought he killed himself until

 

he noticed he did kill himself but before he noticed that he noticed that...

 

he was having a nightmare. He really....

 

was really in bed the entire time sleeping. When he woke up, he....

 

found out that, all of a sudden, gravity had disappeared. He was so shocked that he

 

that he was floating in his room. to get back to his floor he

 

pushed off of the ceiling with his left foot and grabbed hold of his bed. He then propelled himself to

 

the helicopter and spin in the

 

room until he could no longer

 

hold on. The centrifugal force shot him sideways into

 

a large dark room. Once in the room he

 

found out that there was a light on the other side. He drifted

 

over and tried to hit it but missed. He then picked up a large

 

brick to knock out the light. He then

 

went in the corner to cry. he cried until

 

his eyes were red from crying and them he went to the bathroom and

 

closed the lid of the toilet, which some ungrateful slob had left open. He stood on the lid and reached up to the

 

noose and was about to hang himself, until a hot girl came in the stall and

 

surprised him so much that he fell on the toilet. The toilet broke, but he lives.

 

The girl picks him up and she asks him what happened, he responds with ".....