The Endless Story of Nonsense.

I have no idea! I forgot my

 

cellphone in the car and then the toilet just exploded." He then asked her if she wanted to

 

take him home. She refused because she had to

 

go walk her neighbor's pet wookie. She turned around and walked back to

 

the bar to go get her keys which she left on that beer keg. when she got back to the bar she

 

saw the man still in the bathroom. She went over

 

to help him out but he suddenly vanished. He ended up on the other side of the world in Bangkok where he

 

tried to find another hot girl. he had no luck in bangkok. instead he

 

walked all the way to Egypt to raid a tomb. In the tomb he found some gold, an army, Cleopatra, and....

 

and a silver toilet to pass out on again. He

 

would leave the tomb in a hurry for there was a giant humming noise outside. When he got outside with his loot the humming turned out to be

 

a firetruck that siren on his front

 

(thundemp i think you need english lessons)

had been quite annoying, so he chucked a piece of gold at it to shut it up. He got the piece of gold back and then he

 

sprinted into some nearby bushes to hide from the giant, groaning, oozing

 

and dieing of a big thorn of his foot. The guy shot the ogre in the head, a noise came out of nowhere that said "boom headshot!" and he realized he was in a game. Just before he was about to suicide he

 

was out of the game wondering what had happened. He cursed at the writers of his story and went to

 

his room, where he laid down and slept until he was woken by a massive

 

bowling ball that turned into an indiana jones scene. He jumped out the window and was saved by

 

a flying squirrel that seemed to appear right out of

 

nowhere and attacked his crotch. He threw the squirrel at a wall and then he