The Endless Story of Nonsense.

searched furiously for the important

 

key that went to the important hole. He found the key but then it

 

turned into a rabbit and hopped off. Confused he went to

 

down the hole like an alice in wonderland scene, he was falling for about 4 stories hit a ground and he saw a potion and a cake on the groud. The potion said drink me and the cake said eat me he then

 

drank the cake and ate the potion. He was sick for days until

 

he snorted some magic pixie dust. He went to go take a shower but there was a

 

a purple frog there. The purple frog said

 

"I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice." the guy backs up to get his gun, the purple frog freaks out and says....

 

"Hold on a minute, don't you remember all those stories about frogs magically turning into princesses when you kiss them?!" It hopped a little closer and

 

it said "well I am a male frog and if you kiss me I will turn into a billionaire and give you whatever you want". So the guy kissed the frog and the frog turned into something like this.

The guy suddenly

 

fell to his knees and begged for

 

the money, but the frog said "SMD i trolled you son, my name is A Pimp Named Slipjack, say the whole thing not just slipjack, not just a pimp, its A Pimp Named Slipjack." the guy was cowering and he said "what?" then the pimp said "Hell nah! you think I'm playing you foo! Why do you think I was a purple frog? mother ******, these guys get stupider ea year, aight i'm guna bounce, right after i steal yo' ****." After all that vulgar language, the guy got up off the floor to see what he stole, it appeared he just took some food, 3 dollars and 50 cents, and......


(yes I typed a lot i wanted to get past the frog that bad and leave it w/ a good story + im bored [waiting for vids to buffer for 2 mins])

 

a hard copy of Hobo Wars. The man then

 

dressed in something new and bolted out the door. He did not try to find the pimp but instead tried to find a job at

 

the local quick mart. While he swept the floor after closing late one night, a

 

gargoyle sat outside and said "harry potter, the boy who lived." The guy was going around the candy isle a bit confused when a

 

giant ogre leaped out from behind the Tootsie rolls and roared, "Hey..."

 

Trix are for kids." the man freaked out, clicked his heels 3 times, and ended up right in front of michael jackson. Mr jackson said

 

nothing and walked straight out the door. The guy looked around and realized that he was in

 

the ghetto. his first plan was to run as far as he could without getting shot. when he got to a good area he