The Endless Story of Nonsense.

the pawn shop onc again to get rid of the mysterious golden poop. when he got back home, he noticed that

 

everything was taken but there was a note on the floor. it said that the house would explode in 5 seconds after he picked up the note. He jumped out the window breaking several bones and nearly shattering his spine when he was being pranked by

 

the dog that loves to pee on people's face. He tried to get up to spank the dog but he couldn't move.

"No, this is not the end!!" He shouted, while trying to move his feet. His injury is unbearable. He almost gave up until

 

a girl heel kicked the dog and chuck norris round house kicked it over the fence and then they vanished. The guy crapped his pants and said "OMG Chuck Norris....

 

" the girl is then heard in the distance crying because the ghost of Bruce Lee just kick her butt. The man says forget it and walks to

 

A nearby BP gas station and said to them

 

that he wanted to go home and forget everything including the spill in the gulf and the chuck norris chick. The gas station attendant told him

 

"You're not going anywhere! I want to see Chuck Norris!!" The man looks at the gas attendant with a disgusted face and

 

cries like baby. He cries until the gas station is swimming in tears. The man then smiles and says

 

plz mam i want to go in i want to see my crush... then he force the gas attendant to see his crush.. until then..

 

the man still continues to cry until the gass attendent slaps him across the face and says, "

 

the man still continues to cry until the gass attendent slaps him across the face and says, "You stuck it in the wrong hole!"

 

the man stopped crying, looked at the gas attendant and said. "What? You think that...

 

I did that on purpose??!? How could you! I want to...

 

go in.. plz... i want to see my crush.. so plz let me go in if you dont want... i..

 

need to leave this cray place. Out of my way!" The man jumped onto a motorcycle nearby and sped off to

 

the woods. In the woods he found

 

Tarzan...Tarzan grabs him by the shirt and says "You, you have seen Jane? No!!! Tarzan very angry!! Tarzan gonna...

 

take a banana and put it in your mouth...tarzan takes banana and....

 

stuff it up your..!!" BOOM!!! an aeroplane crashed some distance from them. Tarzan looks around, his eyes concentrating...then turns to you and says, "...